The article you will read below was first written sometime in 2015 by a Phil Mutz and published on a website called littlethings.com. It w...
The article you will
read below was first written sometime in 2015 by a Phil Mutz and published on a
website called littlethings.com. It was initially titled “The Unbelievable Origin Of ‘Piss Poor’ And Other Sayings From A Simpler Time”
and has been republished on several sides with different titles. I found the
article’s etymologies of certain common English expressions incredibly
insightful, and thought my readers would love it, too.
These histories could
very well be apocryphal, but they are interesting nonetheless. In any case, I
haven’t read any linguist call the accuracy of the claims in the article to
question. So there is a reasonable chance that they are reliable. Enjoy:
We can learn a lot about ourselves by looking to the past.
History not only provides us with a nostalgic glimpse at how things used to be
— like with these classic childhood toys — but its lessons can still teach us
things today. Many of us fondly refer to “the good old days” when times were
purer and life was simpler.
1. “Piss Poor.” They
used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once
a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive,
you were “piss poor.”
2. “Not have a pot to
piss in.” But worse than that were the really poor folks who couldn’t even
afford to buy a pot. They “didn’t have a pot to piss in” and were considered
the lowest of the low.
3. “Bouquet of
flowers during weddings.” Most people got married in June because they took
their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.
However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a
bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a
bouquet when getting married.
4. “Don’t throw the
baby out with the bath water.” Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot
water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all
the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children. Last of all
the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose
someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath
water!”
5. “It’s raining cats
and dogs.” Houses had thatched roofs with thick straw-piled high and no
wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats
and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals
would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and
dogs.”
6. “Canopy beds.” There
was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real
problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice
clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.
7. “Dirt poor.” The
floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the term,
“dirt poor.”
8. “Thresh hold.”
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so
they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when
you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was
placed in the entrance-way. Hence, “a thresh hold.”
9. “Peas porridge
hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.” In those
old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over
the fire. Every day, they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight
and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite
a while. Hence the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge
in the pot nine days old.”
10. “Bring home the
bacon” and “chew the fat.” Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made
them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their
bacon to show off.
It was a sign of wealth that a man could “bring home the
bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests, and would all sit
around and “chew the fat.”
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high
acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400
years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
11. “The upper
crust.” Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom
of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the “upper
crust.”
12. “Holding a wake”
[what Nigerian English speakers call “wake keeping.”] Lead cups were used
to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out
for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and
prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days
and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they
would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a “wake.”
13. “Saved by the
bell.” In old, small villages, local folks started running out of places to
bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
bone-house, and reuse the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found
to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying
people alive.
So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead
it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
(“the graveyard shift”) to listen for the bell. Thus, someone could be “saved
by the bell,” or was considered a “dead ringer.”
Now, whoever said history was boring?
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