By Farooq A. Kperogi, Ph.D. Twitter: @farooqkperogi There is a viral message making the rounds in Nigerian social media circles about...
By Farooq A. Kperogi,
Ph.D.
Twitter:
@farooqkperogi
There is a viral message making the rounds in Nigerian
social media circles about an alleged secret document from the International
Criminal Court at the Hague, which shows that, “A top secret background check
on global leaders, past and present,” found President Muhammadu Buhari to be “the
only leader rated XXX1 on integrity, the highest rating globally.” Please don’t
laugh. The message adds: “That's why he is the only world leader on the ICC
floor to address them."
The message emanated from Abdulmumin Jibrin, a member of the
House of Representatives from Kano, who, I understand, granted an interview to
Channels TV. One version of the message quoted Jibrin as saying, "Buhari
showed me a document he brought back from ICC, Hague.” Another version quoted
him as saying he asked “a top member of the ICC on why PMB was invited to the
ICC” and that the top ICC member told Jibrin it was because “a top secret
background check on global leaders” found Buhari to be the most highly rated.
This is one the dumbest lies I’ve heard in a long while. I
would never have humored it with a rebuttal in my column if many otherwise
intelligent people didn’t believe it— and even help spread it. The first
indication that this is an unintelligent fabrication comes from the fact that
secretly rating the “integrity” of world leaders (whatever in the world that
means) is not part of the mandate of the International Criminal Court.
According to the UN Chronicle, “The core
mandate of the ICC is to act as a court of last resort with the capacity to
prosecute individuals for genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes when
national jurisdictions for any reason are unable or unwilling to do so.” (Ironically,
the coldblooded, extra-judicial mass murder of Shias and Biafra agitators by
Buhari’s government makes Buhari a candidate for the ICC after his tenure.)
At no point in the Court’s history has it ever undertaken a
rating of the “integrity” of world leaders, whether openly or secretly. What
purpose would such a rating serve, anyway? It doesn’t take a lot of intelligence
to know that this is a prevarication.
Now, if the document that contains the “rating” of world
leaders’ “integrity” is "top secret," why was Buhari allegedly given
a copy of it? And why did he share it with Jibrin? Doesn't it betray a lack of
integrity to share with Jibrin “a top secret document” that Buhari himself
wasn't supposed to see?
Even if we take the second version of the story, that
is, that it was an ICC official who confided in Jibrin that Buhari was invited
to ICC because he was the best-rated world leader in “integrity,” we are still
left to wonder why an ICC official would share with a Nigerian politician
contents of a document that is “top secret.”
Perhaps the deadest giveaway that Jibrin is an inane fabricator
is that he shared the contents of this “top secret document” with Nigerians on
Nigerian national television. If it were truly a top-secret document, as he
wants Nigerians to believe, disclosing its content on national television and
causing it to be circulated widely on social media would be a criminal betrayal
of the ICC official’s confidences. It should cause the “top ICC official” to
lose his job.
The truth is that, for its 20th anniversary celebration of
the Rome Statute, the ICC invited many presidents and heads of state. All
invited presidents, except Buhari, sent their foreign ministers or other
representatives. “The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, as well as
other high-level representatives of States, including representatives of
national Senates and Parliaments, Ministers of Foreign Affairs and Justice,
international and regional organisations, civil society and academia will gather
for two days to reflect on the enduring value of the Rome Statute to humanity,”
a statement on ICC’s website reads.
Many Nigerians were actually embarrassed by this and took to
Twitter to express this. Our president chose to personally show up at an
inconsequential international event where other presidents sent
representatives. It’s particularly embarrassing because the ICC has drawn the
ire of many Africans for its disproportionate trial and conviction of Africans
even though there are war criminals from all over the world.
No one knows why Buhari personally attended the ICC event
instead of sending his foreign affairs minister, as other presidents did, but a
Reuters news report from a year ago said Buhari often used foreign travels as a
cover to meet with his UK doctors.
This “top-secret” rating lie, if you think deeply about it,
is actually a strategic, if unintelligent, lie to deflect attention from the
embarrassment of Buhari being the only invited president who personally
attended this insignificant international event. A recent Oxford University study has found that governments are the biggest purveyors
of fake news in the world. This is a good example of state-sponsored fake news.
This isn’t the first time Abdulmumin Jibrin has been used to
peddle fake news on behalf of Buhari. He was one of the people who shared the
hilariously error-ridden fake pro-Buhari Trump quote that Buhari’s social media
aide by the name of Lauretta Onochie fabricated: "I stand with you the
number one African president. I support you my fellow president. Your integrity
is second to none. I am at your back in spirit, physical and in faith. Go on
with your anti corruption fight against crooks in your country. I support you
President Muhammadu Buhari. God is also with you."
As I wrote in my May 13, 2018 grammar column titled, “Nigerian and American English Clash in Fake Pro-Buhari Trump Quotes,” “The quote is
so staggeringly comical in its fakeness it provoked a burst of deep, loud,
hearty laughter in me when I first read it. First, the cadence of the sentence
is unmistakably Nigerian. So is the syntax. But the lexis was the giveaway. ‘I
am at your back’ is a calque formation (as linguists call direct, unidiomatic
translation from one language to another) from almost all Nigerian languages I
am familiar with. It means, ‘I support you.’”
I called Jibrin’s attention on Twitter, where we follow each
other, to the fakeness of the quote he shared. Three months later, he is the
conduit for another fake story. Apparently, the man traffics in mendacity and
fabrications.
But why are Buhari apologists obsessed with convincing
people that Buhari has “integrity” even when overwhelming evidence points to
the contrary? Plus, it’s frankly getting tiring. What Nigeria needs in a leader,
at the very minimum, are competence, empathy, foresight, cosmopolitanism, broadmindedness,
people skills, managerial acumen, and transaction-orientation, all of which
Buhari sorely lacks and can’t ever have again.
UPDATE:
ICC Denies Rating Buhari on Integrity. (This basically confirms all I've written about a week earlier.)
UPDATE:
ICC Denies Rating Buhari on Integrity. (This basically confirms all I've written about a week earlier.)
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